How do I fake a satanic ritual
My neighbors think they are sooo christian and found out I am atheist and
put a cross facing my house to piss me off. They also keep trying to get
me fined for not cutting the plants that THEY planted on their side of the
fence. So when they are out back having one of their little cookie-cutter
christian BBQs, I am going to have a prank on them and do some king of
ritual. It has to be good and scary,but l wo not kill any animals or
anything weird like that. l was thinking like a burning pentagram or chanting or something. Something that will really freak them out since they're so gulible. l do not wanna hear any crap about christianity, I am a tolerant person, I am just using their own beliefs against them. It is either this or build a neon pink fence.... Man l hate suburbia. it off. l do not consider this revenge, just a prank on stupid ppl. l do not know if I will do it though, do not want the fire marshal out here LOL. l think it is funny as, well... hellthat they put a cross up facing us. I am trying to find something that any sane person would think funny. And they of course would not. They are always watching out their back window. They do not talk to us so l do not care. Yeah l think the pentagram dead grass would be cool, but l would not go in their yard. Hey l just thought of something! If l freak them out maybe they will build a fence so l do not have to! That would be so cool. Lol my life here is already a witch hunt. Only Dem in a small suburban town in Texas.My Mom read all of your posts and loved them very funny. TY!
i wouldnt agree with doing a ritual, if you think about it,
some people take that very seriousley & dont see the funny side, you could
be known in ur neighbourhood as a witch & people would make ur life a
living hell as they dont understand what wicca is, i would just put a deer
skull or something on top of the cross facing ur house, that would have the
same effect without goin to extremes, & it would freak them out aswel, or
else you could get some petrol or deisel & pour it in a pentagram shape on their grass, as it kills the grass, that would definately freak them out, but again, i think that you would have a witch hunt on ur hands ;)
Put up some pentagrams and such facing their house. Then again
that may encourage them to put more crosses facing yours.
YOU DON'T!! You are waltzing into a dangerous field of evil
even if you don't believe in God. You are literally tempting evil.
Leave it alone, and leave the family alone. Otherwise you're just going
to exacerbate the situation.
Us atheists are constantly getting crap in suburbia. Once I
woke up to a Jesus statue outside my door. The door was my bedroom door &
the people who put him there were my parents. Unhappy neighbors are always
closer than you think. Get a giant black flag & paint ''satanic''/wiccan
symbols on it in red paint & fly it in ur backyard during one of their
BBQs. Then you can just chant some random non-existant words (as long as
they're unitelligible & you say them in an evil voice, ur neighbors will believe it). Dance around the base of the flag as you chant, & finish it off by setting ur flag on fire. Then look over at their stunned faces, smile real nice, wave, & go in ur house as if nothing ever happened. And to all those people that say this would be spite, this wouldn't be spiteful. It is a prank ur playing on jerky neighbors. You'd do the same thing if their dog took a crap on ur lawn & they just happened to be Christian.
lol your neighbors are morons. Yeah, I love the burning
pentagram idea.
You do not fake a satanic ritual. If you are going to do
something
you are acting in spite and that is not good. If you are and atheist
nothing they do should bother you, because you do not believe in it. when
you react to what they do (in a positive or negative way) you are showing
that there is something in you that believes. All you are doing is trying
to hurt their feelings because you felt offended by them.
Sounds like your Christian neighbors really aren't very
Christian at all. It is a shame. No one is beliefs should be shoved up or
down anyone else is orafice. Revenge is a short lived satisfaction. It
always escalates beyond the original intent.
ok. thats weird. i would never go through with the plan but a
simple alchemy circle on your drive way is a bit conspicuous. or a circle
in front of their door with a flaming bag of you know what and thats old
joke with a pagan twist
I personally like the burning pentagram. I was thinking of it
before I got to that part of your question!
LMAO!
I know I'd be scared, LOL.
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